Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Randomize
