Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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