It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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