Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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