we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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