he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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