Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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