He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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