He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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