That's when you crack a 10am beer
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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