dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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