trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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