Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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