and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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