glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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