Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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