Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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