Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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