Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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