i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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