wakey wakey hands off snakey
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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