Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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