New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
