there's paper in my vomit.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
