Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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