sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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