all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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