He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I need water and some morals
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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