she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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