Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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