Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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