she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what day is it and did you see me today?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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