You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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