does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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