i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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