You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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