out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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