Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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