Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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