i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
