Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
