if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have already put on my inside pants.
You were trust falling into bushes
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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