Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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