Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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