You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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