Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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