The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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