I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
COCAINE IS GR8
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