I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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