I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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